Joke 03/15

You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? Answer: You Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he’s dead. Always Double Tap!

Daily Joke 12/7

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a...

Jokes 12/6

A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?” Wife: I really don’t think I should say. Husband: How about a diamond ring? Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds. Husband: well, then, a mink coat? Wife: You know I...

Daily Joke 12/5

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You’re not from ’round here are ya?” “No” replies the man, “I’m from New Hampshire.” The bartender looks at...

Daily Joke 12/4

A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, ” That was a karate chop from Korea.” A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him...